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Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap
probably the greatest thing ever
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- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
John Lennon Questionnaire, 1960’s
(From a British teen magazine in the 60’s when John was still a Beatle. Magazine’s name unknown, but could possibly have been RAVE. John filled in the answers by hand.)
MARRIAGE: “Just a name.”
‘IN’ CROWDS: “Do me a favour!”
WAR: “Terrible. No excuse for it.”
POWER: “I haven’t used mine fully yet.”
CLOTHES: “Useful for taking off.”
TELEVISION: “Love it. Sometimes great, sometimes a joke, but I like it.”
DEATH: “The end, daddy-o.”
PAUL McCARTNEY: “Just Paul. Just our Paul..”
ANIMALS: “I love.”
SWIMMING: “Keeps you clean.”
SKY: “That’s where I belong, baby.”
JOURNALISTS: “Fruitcake.”
FANS: “Harmless.”
CIGARETTES: “Cancer.”
VEGETARIANISM: “I’ve not come across it. If people want
to eat nuts that’s okay with me. I wish I could
do it, the way I feel about animals.”THE BOMB: “Should be bombed.”
JAGGER: “A good nut.”
AMERICA: “Great possibilities.”
LIFE & DEATH: “Time I was on stage.”
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…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.”
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